Men always say they can't understand women. After reading this you will get the idea why. Here are some of the most used and misunderstood words and phrases all women use that you have heard million times so far:
1. Fine. - I am right. The argument is over. You need to shut up now.
2. That's ok. - One of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's ok" means that she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
3. Nothing. - The calm before the storm. This means "something" and you'd better be on your toes. Note: Arguments starting with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (see #1).
4. Five minutes. - if getting dressed, this means at least half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It is the same definition for you when it is your turn to do some chores around the house).
5. Thanks. - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say "you're welcome" and let it go.
6. Loud sigh. - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing" (see #3).
7. Go ahead. - this is a dare, not a permission (Don't do it!).
8. Don't worry about it, I got it. - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and now she is doing it herself (This will result in you asking her at a later date "What's wrong?" and for her response see #3).
Someone once said "Silence is golden" ..... Or, if you prefer, some loud music will do the trick. After that, be prepared for #2 from the list above.
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ReplyDeleteNow I can handle any women :p