Weirdest inventions

I can only imagine the fun wearing this ridiculous invention, but, one remark, where is the bra for two? And still, taking off Fundies seems to be easy, but how do you put them on?

This is supposed to be for cleaning... but it looks like bacon, smells like bacon and is simply disgusting. won't be surprised if I see another invention like this, maybe a liver soap, kidney soap, pancreas soap? 

Not safe for children, clumsy people, people whose hands shake... you get the point. To have a set of these pizza forks you need a special drawer only for their storage. Just, mind your fingers....and your tongue, and have in mind only one sign - "Proceed with caution!"

This is probably the best way to ensure that you never go sober again. It comes in stealthy camouflage design and the creator insists it will fit comfortably over any sized beer belly. Just finish the bears before they get warm, and best way is when you have at least one beer in each hand.

Not for blind people,for little kids that can't read and for all that don't understand English. A survey conducted about this product showed interesting results: women didn't use it at all, and men didn't even see the words "face" and "butt" on it, but used it very frequently.

You can have the Royal newlywed couple on your fridge. But just think that you might be filling yourself a glass of cold water from Prince William's ear. Now, that will be Royal water. So, if you want this "King size" Royal refrigerator, it is available in the UK. 

What was the creator's idea is still not clear. Could be he wanted to make a winter hat, a ski mask, artificial beard....or a face disguise for bank robbers?

When a simple magazine is not enough entertainment for you while "doing your business" try this invention. This toy, built as "the ultimate toilet putting surface" is a true innovation in getting the most out of each trip to the restroom. Applicable for men with wives with incredible high level of tolerance while waiting in front of the bathroom for their turn.

I don't know about you, but I believe the treadmill bike to be what is possibly the dumbest invention of all time. First of all, if you want to exercise on a treadmill (ahem-indoors) then that's one thing. If you go outside, then you walk rather than use a treadmill. That's kind of why treadmills are indoors. Now, however, there's this crazy bike treadmill thing that is an outdoor treadmill on two wheels. Apparently it has varying levels of "resistance" so that you can run on the treadmill and the bike wheels underneath will be going at about half that speed. Hmm, that's pretty efficient, eh? I bet going down stairs is a nightmare, ha ha. The wheels wouldn't be going very fast, but the treadmill would speed up like crazy and you'd either have to run to catch up or be thrown off as it hurtles out from under you!