19.9.11

Difficult to say


Things that are difficult to say 
when drunk:


- Innovative
- Preliminary
- Proliferation
- Cinnamon



Things that are VERY difficult 
to say when drunk:


- Specificity
- British Constitution
- Passive - aggressive disorder



Things that are IMPOSSIBLE to say when drunk:


- Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
- Nope, no more beer for me
- Sorry, but you're really not my type
- Let's not fight, please let's discuss the matter
- It is absurd to piss by a tree, any toilets around?
- Good evening officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
- Oh, I couldn't.... No one wants to hear me sing
- I will go now, I work tomorrow morning





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