Wife: What will you do if I die? Will you marry again?
Husband: Of course not!
Wife: Why? Don't you like being married?
Husband: I like it, of course I like it.
Wife: Then why won't you marry again?
Husband: All right then, I will marry again.
Wife: (nervous) Ah so...
Husband: (stays quiet)
Wife: Will you live in our house?
Husband: Why not. Our house is really nice.
Wife: Will you sleep in our bed too?
Husband: Where else???
Wife: And will you let her drive my car?
Husband: Of course. Your car is brand new.
Wife: And will you replace my photographs with hers?
Husband: That would be a smart thing to do.
Wife: And will you let her play with my golf clubs?
Husband: No, she is left-handed.....
Husband: Oooops....
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