Why a handgun is better than a woman

You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

 You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you are on the road.

If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

Handguns function normally every day of the month.

A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

 You can buy a silencer for a handgun.