You are maliciously internet addicted when:
1. You kiss your girlfriend's/boyfriend's home page
2. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
3. Your eyeglasses have a website burned in on them
4. You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search
5. You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines
6. You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular-modem and a laptop
7. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap.... and your child in the overhead compartment
8. All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8....ISDN....cable modem...T1....T3.....
9. And even your night dreams are in HTML
10. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
11. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading
