Joker's funny blog

The local news station was interviewing an 84-year old lady because she had just gotten married - for the forth time. The interviewer as...

You are maliciously internet addicted when: 1. You kiss your girlfriend's/boyfriend's home page 2. Your bookmark takes 15 minu...

How to speak about women and be politically correct: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK"      She is a "BREA...

Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with st...

You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.  You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you are on the road. If you admi...

My darling husband, Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick u...

On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The fli...

A bus stops and 2 men get out. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first. ...

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresse...

A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older woman: Is there a problem, officer? Traffic officer: Yes madam, I'm afraid you we...

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: ...

Dear wife, I'm writing you this letter to tell you I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years and I ha...

Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor. This emperor needed a new head of the samurais. So, he sent out a messa...

A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Murphy. The boss though "I'm not hiring that lazy Irish...

You no longer have to miss  the  action because  you ran to the restroom.